No Feedback today (I got a lot, so episode 47 is another feedback show). I hope you all have a happy and save New Year! BARELY INTRO: MaD DaN Malls, and why I hate shopping BACK UP! Red Rider BB Gun No Blow Jobs for me College Football Bowls Pool Don't look at that! Reindeer [...]
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This is something I was a part of. It is a podcasting version of the Christmas classic "Twas the Night Before Christmas" but is now "The Update Before Christmas." I have two lines, but all the other shows that participated in this are linked here as well. Next week I will have my regular show, [...]
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Ok, in the life of the podcast, You remember who helped you start, your first pieces of feedback, and also the day you put out your first show.  Well today was another one of those events.  Breaking the 10,000 downloads.  Yep, I did that today.  So thank you everyone.  I couldn't do it without your [...]
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This is my shortest show in a while! Under 40 minutes! WOW! INTRO: Random from Sturgeon's Law Elevator Rage Small things make my day Little girl's new song I create new words! BARELY REVIEW: Desperate Husbands Shows Mentioned: The Burton Report The Wicked Good Podcast Life on Tap Steve's Midlife Crisis Dinkycast The Eric Hour [...]
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Ok this is my longest episode to date. I swear I am not trying to make them long, they just are lately INTRO: Steve's Midlife Crisis Surgery Recap Ice is everywhere That was a stop sign You work in finance? Religious ineqality The Cats hate me BARELY REVIEW: The One Minute How-To NEW SEGMENT: USDA [...]
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I have returned! I am a bit holier (more holes in me now) and a bit lighter. Ok what do I have on this show? Intro by Random from Sturgeon's Law Barely Car Guy? Free Hockey SIT DOWN! Happy Feet, not happy BARELY NEWS: Zune Zune BARELY REVIEW: ChitChat Moms Feedbackers: Rubberhead Culturetastic The Burton [...]

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Sorry folks, the week was busy and unproductive.  I have about 15 minutes recorded and the music picked out, but that is pretty much it.  I haven't even listened to what I recorded and it might just be total crap (I was heavily medicated at the time).  I will try and get something out this [...]
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This episode had been deleted some time ago, but can come back now.  It will be as much of a surprise to you as it is to me!

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Ok I am not sure why this is happening, but the downloads are acting up. I tried to download the show last night, and only got 1:43 of it. Today at work I downloaded it and it took 3 restarts to get it all. Then I tried again at home and the same issue. I [...]
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Ok I am officially old now. I have 40 shows under my belt. Here is what you will find on today's show: INTRO: Bernie From Bernie's World Burning Truck Voting Elevator Manners Is he dead? Bathrooms again I'm an alcololic What was that in the freezer? BARELY IN JAPAN: Yakuza BARELY NEWS: ZUNE And Farewell [...]

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Episode 39! We are getting older! On today's show: Intro: The Wicked Good Podcast Traffic Bathrooms $110 for gas Don't throw it away I AM NOT SLEEPING! I am a Dumbass NEW SEGMENT: BARELY PODCASTING NEWS BARELY IN JAPAN: Baseball BARELY REVIEW: Steve's Midlife Crisis Shows and sites mentioned 7th Son Nate and Di [...]
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This is episode 38. Lots of Potty in this one Also a few F-Bombs in the beginning Sorry. Intro by Bucket "Do Me" Boots Lots of Potty segments here I am not Tech support It's wasn't Porn!!! I wasn't dropping a hint Where's my money!? BARELY IN JAPAN: Vending Machines BARELY REVIEW: The Rookie Shows [...]
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Welcome to episode 37. Wow I am getting a lot of shows in here. Enjoy! Intro: MaD daN Being Surprised Give me gifts Where are the birthday cards? Wife and TiVO MySpace hates me Barely Garage (RIP) BARELY IN JAPAN: Concussion BARELY REVIEW: Smart Bomb Radio Shows Mentioned: Plus Drew Closet Geek Show My Odeo [...]
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I hope this makes it out. Been having computer problems on my end. Here is what I got! INTRO: Round the Twist Illinois' new squad car My butt itches IT Dept and Notes Telemarketing radio stations I look genius YouTube addict Guy taking pictures Thanks MIL BARELY IN JAPAN: Mom's Breast Cancer and Breast Cancer [...]
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Episode 35 folks! Sorry about the occasional cough. I can't laugh much either which really made recording hard (I wanted to laugh a lot). Ok here are the show notes. Intro by Let's Get Naughty "Save my poop" It's Shocking! Severe weather report I am being invaded! Work fashions What? Where? BARELY IN JAPAN: Business [...]
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Hey we are back from all feedback, and this is a long episode! Ok I wasn't at PME, but I have PME comments hahaha. Thanks for the calls! Ok on today's show: Alarmclocks and Blackouts Not a team player I miss the warewolf Drivers Booger Snap BARELY IN JAPAN: McDonalds Wife and driving directions BARELY [...]
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Well folks, this is the feedback show. I just have to say doing a feedback show is harder than it sounds. But it was fun to do. There is a lot of cursing on this show, so you are warned! Ok here is the rundown of the show today:Intro from Rusty Feedbackers: Philosophy Guy from [...]
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Welcome back folks! On today's show: Did that really happen on 9/11 My building is falling apart Cops hate me BARELY IN JAPAN: Police BARELY REVIEW: Manic Mommies There is no feedback today. I will be doing a feedback show over hte weekend if you want to hear it all. Barely
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Wow what a week. I want to start off and thank everyone for their support. If you don't know what I am referring to, please look at the web site and see why I said this episode could be late. Also anyone who is good with wordpress, I need LOTS of help! On Today's episode [...]
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Hey everyone, I am changing my web page again, and am trying to figure out wordpress. Man I need help hahahahaha
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Hey everyone, I have some not so good news. Well let me begin at how I planned Episode 31. It was going to be titled Barely and the Bean. I was begging Chad and Amanda (Me and the Bean) to do something to intro the show. I was going to tease something at the end [...]
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     Hey everyone, I have some not so good news.  Well let me begin at how I planned Episode 31.  It was going to be titled Barely and the Bean.  I was begging Chad and Amanda (Me and the Bean) to do something to intro the show.  I was going to tease something at the end then go about doing my regular show.  Until the end that is.  Then the BIG announcement.  It was going to be that Mrs. Barely is pregnant and nearly out of the first tri-mester and we had dubbed the unborn Barely, Bean.  That was until today when I got a bad phone call.  Wife called me from work to my work to tell me she needed an emergency ultrasound.  Needless to say I hopped in to my car and drive as fast as I could to get down there.  I got there in just enough time to hear that we had lost the Bean (not Amanda, she is still in North Carolina, ask Chad).  So I am not sure if I will have 31 out on time this week.  It will depend on how I am feeling at the time I record.  I just thought you should know why I might take this week off.
     Oh, one more thing.  I probably won't ever mention this in the show.  Right now I can't talk about it at all.  It is just too hard.  I might just refer to this post.  I do have one request though, please keep me and my wife in your thoughts and/or prayers for the few days.  We will get thought this, but in the here and now, it is rough.

Thanks and see you all soon.  I promise the show will go on :)

Barely & Family
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Welcome back to Barely Podcasting. On this episode: My father looses his inner monologue I get yelled at by a pro athlete, kinda What is this bottle? Little girl doesn't want to get wet Little girl gives me a time out BARELY IN JAPAN: My first trip to school BARELY REVIEW: Love Long and Prosper [...]
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Philosophy Guy with Don't Tickle me! Adrian from The GAS and Steve from The Wicked Good Podcast. I also talk about stuff as well. My work printer: RIP JABBA RED!!! Did I rip my pants? My little girl's new obsession Which lane should I be in? I know there is more, I just can't remember. [...]
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Wow, I listened to this and I am ticked off. It is a funny ticked off, but ticked off none the less. Also you hear a lot about traffic. I hope you enjoy it. On today's Episode: Traffic in the rain Street Fairs BARELY IN JAPAN: Traffic and cars My trip to Navy Pier in [...]
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Thanks for coming back folks. Today I am putting out an unedited show (well it does have music, but no other editing was done). It is Raw footage. I hope you like it. On today's episode: I love glasses/I hate glasses gas station adventures/car still haunted MY EYES MY EYES!!! Did she really try that?? [...]
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My car is haunted Saying goodbye to a good companion What was that guy doing? My desk is the floor locker VOTE FOR ME!!!!! Toxic Butts! Barely In Japan: Street Food I Wanna Rock! I review Mostly News Music on this episode is A Good Night for My Drinking by the Supersuckers. Thanks for downloading [...]
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This is a special midweek show. I just had to put it out as you guys rock! On this show: I get yelled at by the little girl My wife is going to concerts I want to go to Japan Stories: Mass Transit I review GROW The music in this episode is Rotten Apple by [...]
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Thanks for checking out this episode of Barely Podcasting. Today I have to thank MaD daN for his intro! I can't stand pools, I get called out and do calling out myself, NEW SEGMENT: My life in Japan, I review Bucket. Music on this show is Stateside by Black Furies. Contact me at: Web site: [...]
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Welcome back to Barely Podcasting. Thanks for downloading in today's show: 4th of July Morons Balls Attacked I STILL suck at sports I review/recommend Planet Retcon Dot Com Did I lose my bet? Music heard on this episode is Playtime from the band SoulSeeker Contact me: Web Site: E-mail: Voice Mail: (206) 666-2660 [...]
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GROW Podcast made this for me. She said she didn't like my intro/extro as it didn't give a good lead in to my show, not enough umph so to speak. I FULLY agree with her! I got this and I fell in love with it! Here is my new audio clip! Thanks Erika! Now everyone [...]
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Hey everyone, I just got this today, and it is majorly sweet!  Erika from the GROW podcast made this for me.  She said she didn't like my intro/extro as it didn't give a good lead in to my show, not enough umph so to speak.  I FULLY agree with her!  I got this and I fell in love with it!  Here is my new audio clip!  Thanks Erika!  Now everyone check out her show!  It is great!
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Thanks for Downloading, in this episode: My Big Fat Blues/Greek Wedding Cool Wedding Momentos Wall Sniffing I Review For What its Worth I am blind A bet with Wicked Good Thanks Pickle People! Music on this episode is from the band Stole your Woman and the song is The Scene. Find them at the Podsafe [...]
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8 shows until #29! Jabba the Hutt ALERT!!! I say goodbye to a new/old friend. I review the Podsafe Comedy Music Countdown. Concert Concert Concert, and did she have boobs? I NEED A CLONE!!! Late Night Birthday parties. Music in this show is from Tommy Z and the song is The Blues Has Got to [...]
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20. Barely Chicagoland Podcasters Meetup (Part 1) – Voice Mail (206) 984-3675 Gabber Jaw. Contact me at: Website: e-Mail Voice Mail: (206) 666-2660 Skype: Barely
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Hey everyone, I am working on episode 20 as we speak. I was going to be editing it today, but forgot a cable, so it looks like tonight I will get that going. It is going to be a long episode, so this is your warning. I have over an hour of unedited audio, but [...]
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Hey everyone, I am working on episode 20 as we speak.  I was going to be editing it today, but forgot a cable, so it looks like tonight I will get that going.  It is going to be a long episode, so this is your warning.  I have over an hour of unedited audio, but there is a lot I need to cut out (a lot of it is where I am repeating and other stuff like that).  I will probably have 20 minutes cut out, but it is still looking to be a much longer show.  Hopefully I will have that out tonight (Tuesday).

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Intro from Adrian from The Gas Weird Neighbors: They turn me in They don't move in Their AC Guy Flooding the neighborhood Accepting Packages Taking my car in for work and my cheep rental I review The Twisted Pickle My wife is helping the show! Listener love Music from Blackboard Jungle, the song is Chicago [...]
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18. Barely About Sports – Voice Mail (206) 984-3675 Thanks for downloading, and I go to a White Sox game and bring you all along with me. I get to meet a Major Leager, don't leave before I say it is time to go, stupid signs at the ball park. I review today the I'm Right You're Wrong podcast. Music on this show is [...]
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Welcome back to the Barely Podcasting podcast. Today I am getting in to trouble and not doing anything wrong. I reveiw the Fall of Autumn podcast. Golf hurts and I SUCK! Help me get the wife to come on to the show! Thanks for downloading!
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Today on Barely Podcasting: Work talkers Mother's Day and Spam-A-Lot Review of Absolute Science, Another rude guy at a bar Contact me at: e-Mail me at: Voicemail: (206) 984-3675
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Welcome to the 15th episode of Barely Podcasting Today, New Show Image Mowing the Lawn and running errands after that Show Review: The Gas Little Girl's Birthday Driving dad's new car Frappr update. Add me to your Podcast Pickle Favorites. Thanks for downloading, -Barely Contact me: e-Mail: Web Site: Voice Mail: (206) 984-3675
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Today we have a new intro from Charley at Mostly News. My new gear is in and IT WORKS!!! I get to be a game show host for a day. Phantom injuries that I cause. Getting to know HR people. A New Segment: Reviews! I review the Wicked Good Podcast. Fun at Menards. Restraunt indecision. [...]
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Lucky number 13 folks! Easter revisited (thank god it was easy), Moronic drivers in midlife crisis', my church is asking me to do what? My lottery winnings, what to do with old computers and a suprise. Thanks for listening and see you all next week. Remember to vote in the Vital Podcast and TPS Radio [...]
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Today is a quickie episode. Update on my anxiety for the Chicago Area Podcasters meet up in June. My car is falling apart! Gabber Jaw got me in to an accident a while back. This show is in a tournament at Vital Podcast and TPS Radio Pod-O-Rama We have a Joke from Audio Pandemic! UPDATE: [...]
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Well birthday week didn't go down as planned. Being sick for part of it slows the whole thing down, and delays this show. I talk about when my room was taken, easter egg hunts with the little one and advise for when you are sick. Go to and fill out a survey about podcasts. [...]
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Welcome to the Barely Podcasting Podcast. Well it is episode 10. first of the double digits. Moving a piano (I am still asking WHY ME?!) What kind of sports car are you? Happy B-Day Barely Sister (it is 3/31). Lunch Boobs! Why can't I see? I was reviewed, does anyone like the host? Frappr updates [...]
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I found this web site (my wife sent it to me). Here is what kind of car I am! God I love it! What kind of car are you? Find out here and let me know. C'mone I made you do this excersize, the lease you can do is let me know. I'm a Chevrolet [...]
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I was busted. It was all my fault as well. No more ninja castinging for me. I am now out in the open. Gas erupting form my car. Please don't slap me for being FRESH! Doctor Who gets me in trouble. Naked little girl chearing on white C*cks! Check out my web site: E-mail [...]
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Wow what a week. Computer goes down. Cell phone won't work. Doctor calls in sick (and doesn't tell me until I get there). Leaving work early twice. Little girl antics. Thanks for downloading and listening. Check out the E-Mail me Add yourself to my Frappr Map, I really want to know where you [...]
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This is the trailer for Chat Buffet

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Welcome back for episode 7. Today I go on a trip of a week and bring you with me. Starting with a dead car battery. Playing tag with another show? Gas Station Morons. Booze at work. My Frappr has gone international!!! Please forgive me for some of the background noise on this show. I promise [...]
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6. Barely Stalking – Voice Mail (206) 984-3675 Today is all about dirty faces, crapping while peeing, I am stalking another show, education is asking me questions and more!
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5. Barely Understanding Children’s Shows – Voice Mail (206) 984-3675 Politicians saying I won't be taken alive; Dr. Who is back! Double standards; Why do I have to work on the joke material?! Thanks for listening, and I got a FRAPPR FRIEND!!!
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Episode 4 Wierd questions at work; Men doing last minute shopping at the mall; Gotta love the Podcast community; Farts that can kill! Oh that is just too much going on to keep in just one podcast. Life is something that just can't stop making me saying, what the............?
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Where is Episode 3? I have removed this episode because this show was crap. I won't torchure anyone else with it.
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This episode was removed because it was CRAP audio. Sorry about that. I won't torchure anyone else with this episode
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Welcome to the Barely Podcasting Web Site. I am setting up everything, so soon I will have my podcast here as well. I have recorded two shows (three if you include the deleted show that was just terrible and was re-recorded). Again welcome and soon you will be hearing me! Barely
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Today, all about office pools, Jerome Bettis and Sadaam Hussein? MIL perfume. Enjoy
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Episode 1. Hopefully this will work. I am playing with my iRiver for the first time. Thanks Nate and Di as well as Corby from the Twisted Pickle. Click here to download Episode 1.
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My updated promo, it also kinda stinks as well, but it is mine.
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My first promo. All the information in here is wrong now. Oh well, at least I updated it in the newer promo
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